Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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