there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My liver just had a heart attack.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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