The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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