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Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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