She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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