D3 body, D1 cock
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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