it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
