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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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