OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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