Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
please don't ironically join a cult
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