Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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