Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
