Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
it was like eating out sand paper
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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