We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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