My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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