Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize
