Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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