know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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