He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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