Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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