found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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