on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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