I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
