it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Where is the hickey?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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