don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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