no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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