the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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