You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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