The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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