So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
