I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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