Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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