did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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