and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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