Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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