Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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