oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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