When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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