apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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