He kissed a someone with a penis
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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