You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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