He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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