People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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