google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
