hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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