Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My liver just broke up with me...
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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