We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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