I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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