how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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