i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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