are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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