I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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