What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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